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Please Donate $1 To The Toronto Sketch Comedy Festival DONATE 2 TO SKETCHFEST I am asking you to help support my favorite sketch comedy festival with a donation of just $1. As you know, I am a sketch comedian who travels domestically and internationally with my one-person show. No place has been more important to my journey than the Toronto Sketch Comedy Festival, also known as TO Sketchfest. In 2024, after being selected randomly to participate, my show won the Producer's Pick Award. In 2025, I was honored to host the Best of the Fest Award show. Additionally, in 2025, with your help, I was the top fundraiser for the festival, raising over $ 2,000. And I am now the face of the marketing campaign. This time around, I am trying to double that goal. To do so, I am calling, texting, emailing, and creating TikTok videos in an attempt to support this amazing festival. So, please donate a dollar or five to the festival. Every donation is tax-deductible, and, depending on the exchange rate, you may spend less than you pledged. Please help me support the Toronto Sketch Comedy Festival by clicking the link and making a donation. Thank you in advance for your support. WIN STATE!

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Another Must-Have Book Here is book we believe should be on your bookshelf.     Here is the description ripped from the Amazon page:  This book starts with a way to think about comedy and then guides you through concrete strategies for making your work smarter, richer, funnier. Libera covers everything from generating material to revising and performing to fostering social connection through comedy. In the book’s final section, Libera draws from her personal life to make a profound case for why future comedy writers should consider the ethics of their art and their responsibility to their fellow human beings in the audience. Readers won’t just be funnier because of this book—they’ll be better people. https://www.amazon.com/Funnier-New-Theory-Practice-Comedy/dp/0810149362

Anne Libera is absolutely brilliant! She is a master of the art of comedy and the most influential person in my comedy matriculation. I will forever identify as a "Student of Anne." Here's Anne's bio ripped from the Columbia College Chicago website: Anne Libera is the Director of Comedy Studies for the Theater Department where she teaches History and Analysis of Modern Comedy and Comedy Survey I and II. She is Director of Improv Pedagogy for The Second Science Project which studies connections between improvisation and behavioral science. She served as Executive Artistic Director of The Second City Training Centers and Education Programs from 2001 until 2009. She has worked with The Second City since 1986 and has taught in its Training Center since 1991 where her students have included Ashley Nicole Black, Amy Poehler, Kristen Schaal, Jordan Peele and Steven Yeun. Anne has presented on topics in improvisation and comedy at the Aspen Ideas Festival, Code Conference, Chicago Ideas Week, TCG’s annual conference, and guest lectured at the Stanford Business School. Her book, The Second City Almanac of Improvisation is published by Northwestern University Press. For The Second City, she directed The Madness of Curious George and Computer Chips and Salsa, The Second City Goes to War and The Second City Looks at The Windy City as well as touring company productions that have appeared all over The United States. in Edinburgh, Scotland and Vienna, Austria and on multiple cruise chips for NCL. She directed Bunny, Bunny for Illinois Theater Center and Stephen Colbert's one-man show Describing a Circle. She reviewed theater on WGN radio and wrote for the NPR news quiz show Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me. Get. This. Book. https://www.amazon.com/Funnier-New-Theory-Practice-Comedy/dp/0810149362

Dame Van Winkle (Merch excerpt)

I have a book called Great American Short Stories - and no, mom, I did not steal this from your house. My mother swears that I steal all her books, and rightfully so. I have pilfered some texts in the past. However, I got this particular book of short stories from one of those take-a-book-leave-a-book structures in the front yard of somebody's house. I left Twilight. Anyway, the first story in the book is Rip Van Winkle.

I had never actually read Rip Van Winkle before. The only thing I knew about Rip Van Winkle was that he “fell a-hella-sleep;” and considering the context in which Rip was mentioned in the Run DMC song, I associated Rip with fairy tales and nursery rhymes. So I was pleasantly surprised by the short story. 

I love the way Irving told the story of Rip and the conventions used. For example, the story begins pre-revolutionary war and ends post-revolutionary war, and this is shown by the picture in front of the pub Rip frequents. Before the long sleep, the portrait was of King George the Third. After the sleep, it was a picture of George Washington. 

I loved the language of the story. It was rich with words that sent me thumbing through my dictionary at least thirteen times.

I loved how Irving told the story. I loved the conventions used, and I loved the language. I did not love the story itself. It wasn't very kind to Dame Van Winkle, Rip Van Winkle’s wife.

"The great error in Rip's composition was an insuperable aversion to all kinds of profitable labor." 

 

In the story, Dame Van Winkle is a "termagant" and a "virago," words with identical definitions; a shrewish bullying woman. Despite Rip being a farmer who didn't farm, a breadwinner who earned no bread, and possessing a willingness to do anything for anyone anywhere except for his own at home, Dame Van Winkle is the villain because she consistently reminds Rip of these facts.

 

"but his wife kept continually dinning in his ears about his idleness, his carelessness, and the ruin he was bringing on his family. Morning, noon, and night, her tongue was incessantly going, and everything he said or did was sure to produce a torrent of household eloquence." - Washington Irving, Rip Van Winkle.

I felt for Dame Van Winkle. The setting is the Catskill Mountains during Colonial America. You ate what you grew and shot. There may have been markets, but I'm sure they were selling what they grew and/or shot if there were.

 

So, if I'm living with someone whose responsibility is to grow and shoot breakfast, lunch, and dinner, and they don't, I'm probably going to have something to say about it; and if it happens every day, I'll probably have something to say about it every day, like Dame Van Winkle.

 

Now, I don't know if I would have gone up to the pub and busted up the party like Dame Van Winkle did, but then again...

 

If I'm sitting at home waiting for Rip to bring home a wild pigeon or a squirrel so I can whip up dinner, and I find out he's at the pub pontificating about news that happened a month ago from a newspaper printed a month ago...

 

Side note - I don't think one can "whip up" freshly shot squirrel. I don't know. I don't cook like that. But the other night, I made a Mexican casserole, which took like an hour, prep and cook time. So, I have to assume, newly dead squirrel takes at least four times longer than that. By the time I skin it, gut it, cut it, start a fire and cook it on a spit, the kids won't have eaten until damn near eleven.

 

Yeah. The tongue and I are going up to the pub.

 

It was Dame Van Winkle's tongue that sent Rip up the mountains where he went to sleep. It was Dame Van Winkle's tongue that Rip feared when he realized he had spent the night in the mountains. And it was "comfort" that came over him after learning that Dame Van Winkle and her tongue had died during his twenty-year slumber.

 

But what about Dame Van Winkle? What happened to her? All we know is that the house was in shambles when Rip found it after the sleep and that Dame Van Winkle died a couple of years before Rip woke up. And, on brand, she died from a blood vessel bursting while giving a New England peddler a tongue-lashing.

 

Tongue or not, it's safe to say that Dame Van Winkle spent at least fifteen years wondering Where TF Rip at?! I feel like Irving did Dame Van Winkle dirty; and for that reason, I'm not too fond of the tale. But I love the way it was told.

What 3 Words

What 3 Words

I once participated in a stranger book exchange on Instagram. I received a book called The Address Book: What Street Addresses Reveal About Identity, Race, Wealth, and Power by Deirdre Mask. I found it to be a fascinating read. Consider the first few lines of the introduction: "In some years, more than 40 percent of all local laws passed by the New York City Council have been street name changes. Let me give you a moment to think about this." I took this moment and then dove into this book headfirst. I am a sucker for a good book, and The Address Book is good. Mask travels to Kolkata, Haiti, Philadelphia, Korea, Iran, South Africa, and other cities worldwide, delivering on the book's title.  One thing I found fascinating in the book, cause I love words, is what3words.com. As I found out in the book, there are efforts to tackle the lack of an address issue that is huge in the world. One of the solutions is the address system what3words. The system divides the world into squares, 3 meters by 3 meters. In the book, Mask explains how it works. "Instead of using coordinates, they decided to use words, which are easier to remember than a string of numbers. Three words per square: 40,000 words, 64 trillion 3-word combinations."  I checked out the site and found out that the what3words address for my place of birth is brush.sheets.curry.  If you're looking for a good read, I highly recommend The Address Book: What Street Addresses Reveal About Identity, Race, Wealth, and Power by Deirdre Mask. Check out what3words.com and share with me some of your three words combos.

Today's Joy

Counting down the days and nights

The love and happy that lies ahead

Seems to outweigh today's joy
 

Nerds (Merch excerpt)

When I hear the word "nerd," the thing that comes to mind is someone deeply entrenched in an item's information. Then I picture Lewis from Revenge of the Nerds. Then, as my thoughts continue to race, I imagine computers, comic books, Dungeons and Dragons, and all four seasons of The IT Crowd.

When I was reading my dictionary and came across the word "nerd", I was slightly taken aback by the definition. "A gauche person." Thanks to the last great American dynasty, the word gauche is present in the consciousness, so I am aware of the adjective's definition. Using substitution property, a person lacking in ease and grace of manner, awkward and tactless, is – by definition - a nerd.

What caught my attention was the lack of reference to genius. Nerds are almost always represented as highly intelligent, brainy, brilliant people. However, according to ole Oxy, what made one a nerd was not the brain, but the behavior.

Which made me wonder... were Compton rap group Niggas With Attitudes or NWA nerds?

We know that NWA were without ease or grace of manner. Admittedly, everywhere they went, they f*cked up the program and made people say "damn." Were they awkward? Well, that would depend on which definition is used. If definition number one – difficult to handle, use, or deal with – is used, then the answer is yes. Tactless? Again to the definition and again yes, because tact is the skill of avoiding giving offense, and we know NWA is missing that.

Looking at the data, I have to conclude, by definition, that NWA was a bunch of nerds.

Speaking of Revenge of the Nerds, I remember enjoying the movie. The locker room scene with John Goodman's Coach Harris is one of my favorite movie scenes. The way he says "whipped" kills me. I could watch that clip over and over and laugh every time.

That said, Revenge of the Nerds is an interesting film. It is jam-packed with all the things that trigger society today. Name an -ism, and it's in there. But, in Revenge of the Nerds, the crimes against humanity are perpetrated by the nerds, the underdogs, the weaklings. And because they are sticking it to "The Man," represented by the Alpha Betas and the Pi Delta Pis, we forgave them for their sins.

And sin they did. The nerds committed breaking and entering, larceny, surreptitious photographing, videotaping, filming and viewing, possession of an illegal drug, use of an illegal drug, use of an illegal drug on a university campus, assault with liquid heat, distribution of pornography, and sexual assault. And we cheered these criminals on because they were nerds. Nerds getting revenge.

What does it say about us? I hear we value revenge. When we see our hero get their ass kicked, we want to see our hero kick some ass. Think about how many movies end with the protagonist punching the antagonist. Even when it's unfair, we want it.

Remember in Superman 2 when Superman went back to the diner to fight Rocky, the guy who whipped his ass when he got all Clark Kent with no powers for Lois? That was so uncool. He was super. He was the man of steel. And Rocky, despite being a complete ass clown, was still a regular man. So that was Superman beating up a normal guy; and we cheered because he got revenge.

 

Some revenge is cool, like in sports or Monopoly or any other games.  And maybe hip hop. If it stays in the booth and on wax. But if it leads to criminal activity, then I say that's uncool revenge.

Unless, of course, they're nerds. 

The Paper

Trying to be honest one

Job got me lying to cover mess

Conflicted for the paper