Seth K. Thomas

Seth K. Thomas is a seasoned sketch comedy writer and performer with over 25  years of experience in the industry. Trained at The Second City in Chicago, Seth brings a sharp, satirical, and authentic   comedic voice to his work. Known for his motto, " Ha- Ha over Ra- Ra," Seth’s focus is on creating pure, unadulterated laughter rather than moral lessons. He won Best Sketch Group at the 2005 HBO Comedy Festival in Aspen with The Defiant Thomas Brothers, and recently earned the Producers' Pick at the 2024 Toronto Sketchfest. Though Seth has explored rap music, improv, theater, and stand- up, sketch comedy is where his heart truly lies. Performing primarily in live theater and festivals, Seth's comedy explores the absurdities of life through strong, memorable characters. Offstage, he shares his exploration of English word pronunciations on TikTok. Currently, Seth is working on a new sketch comedy revue and his second book as an American humorist. Above all, his aim...

The fact is there are no more Pontificating about a need Does not change no more to more  

Fantasy football trade made Acquisitions' first day on the job Daddy needs a "W"

Death she makes us all equal She doesn't discriminate at all She lays hands on everyone 

Change can happen unannounced One responds by trying to push back The push back don't change the change  

Love don't care about your life It flows freely going where it wants So care about life not love  

Memory of rainy night Name a song with the word rain in it Chi-Town Lollapalooza

Every day there's something new Something that seems to change everything Only to change the next day  

They will train all of their pets They will not train any of their kids As if wild dog beats wild man  

Never listening to self Never aware of how you may sound Out here verbally reckless  

It begins with beginning It ends with eventual ending The story is the middle  

Stop procrastinating Boss Go on ahead and get that checked out Health over everything  

Flat or round the skies are blue Flat or round the mountains reach for clouds Flat or round beauty exists  

Awake ready to be loved  Awake ready to be more loving Number two more important

Beautiful as a sunrise Appealing to all of the senses Danger is afoot, my friend 

When care is noticeable When the feeling to overstep comes Check all the way the hell out  

Forgiveness or no more mad Does not happen upon one's request It happens when it happens  

Say we do but do we though? Do we have the strength to say we don't? The weakness equates to lies

Not because of words spoken Not because of deeds executed But just because you exist  

Pieces of collected junk Purpose unknown and yet still in home Oh, the stuff you find moving 

Chest poked out making causes Universal promise forgotten Chest caved dealing with effects