Seth K. Thomas

  Blackness NARRATOR Last week on SWFS 4 Life Cut to scene of Erin and Mitch sitting in the coffee shop. NARRATOR Erin breaks things off with Mitch after he refuses to tell her he loves her. Cut to clip from episode five of Erin tossing card on the table and saying “Goodbye Mitch.” NARRATOR Sad and dejected Erin, Jam and Tia turn to the one thing that they know will cheer them up. Cut to clip episode five of Erin saying shots. Then show shorter montage of the dancing montage. NARRATOR What new and exciting adventures awaits our SWFS? Cut to extended clip from episode five. Montage ends with Erin, Jam and Tia passed out on the couch. Tia awakes. She leans over and gives Erin a kiss on the cheek. Then she turns and gives Jam a kiss on the mouth. The passes back out. Cut to SWFS 4 Life theme song Scene 1 Int. Condo Erin, Jam and Tia are all on their smart phones typing away. After a beat Tia stands up. TIA I’m off to work. Erin and Jam don’t respond but continue typing on their phones...

  Blackness NARRATOR Last week on SWFS 4 Life Cut to clip of Erin and Jam sitting on Jam’s bed NARRATOR Erin makes a way for her and Jam to make some money. Cut to clip from episode four beginning with Erin saying “I run a fledgling escort service” and ending with Erin saying “Just one” NARRATOR Though reluctant at first, Jam agrees to go along with Erin’s scheme. Cut to clip from episode four starting with Helena asking “will Julian be available all season” and ending with Erin saying “one show at a time Helena.” NARRATOR Erin and Jam are in the money. But what price will our SWFS pay for their fast cash. Cut to extended clip from episode four starting with the zoom in on Helena and Jam in the theater. Helena is sitting stoic and dignified. Jam is singing along having the time of his life. Helena places her arm on the arm rest. Then coquettishly drops her hand in between Jam’s legs. Jam goes into shock. Cut to SWFS 4 Life theme song Ext. Magnificent Mile Erin, Jam and Tia are walk...

Blackness NARRATOR Last week on SWFS 4 Life Clip of Carmen holding banana pillow addressing Tia. NARRATOR Tia is confronted by her old roommate. Cut to clip from episode three with Carmen saying “you put me and Melissa out so that they could move in” Jump to clip from same episode of Carmen saying “you stupid bitch” NARRATOR Erin and Jam come to Tia’s rescue. Cut to clip from episode one of Erin saying “Jam hug her” jump to clip of Erin saying “now I think that you and your banana need to get the hell out of our condo.” NARRATOR After a show of allegiance are our SWF’s prepared for the serious bond that they have created with Tia? Cut to extended clip starting with Tia saying “just so you know I got your back” Jam says shut up and Erin and Jam get up and exit the frame leaving Tia sitting on the couch smiling. A second later, Tia reaches under the couch cushion and pulls out a Kahr K9. She releases the clip and looks at it. It’s engraved “From Daddy with Love” She loads the clip back i...

Blackness NARRATOR Last week on SWFS 4 Life Fade in clip from episode two of Erin and Jam at the coffee shop. NARRATOR Erin and Jam’s plans of moving out on their own are ruined. Cut to clip from episode two with Erin saying “No Kleen Sweep no apartment” NARRATOR But salvation arrives from a most unexpected source. Cut to clip from episode two with Tia saying “you guys can come live with me” NARRATOR Erin and Jam have a new apartment and a new roommate. What more new is in store for our SWF’s? Cut to extended clip starting with Erin saying “walk-in closets Jam. Walk-in closets.” Erin exits the frame followed shortly by Jam. The camera stays on the front door of the coffee shop. A beat later Tia emerges from the coffee shop. She pulls out a phone and hits a number on speed dial. TIA (into phone) Hi. Carmen. Tia. You and your sister need to move out. Today. Okay. Bye. Tia hangs up the phone and starts clapping. Cut to SWFS 4 Life theme song Scene 2 Int. Tia’s condo. It is fully furnishe...

  Scene 1 Blackness NARRATOR Last week on SWFS 4 Life Fade in Clip of Erin sitting at the table in the call room. NARRATOR Erin quit her job at Kleen Sweep Cut to clip from Ep. 1 with Erin starting with “I’m outta here” ending with Erin saying “and I’m taking the fish with me.” NARRATOR In an act of solidarity, Jam quits his Kleen Sweep job too. Cut to clip from Ep. 1 with Erin and Jam staring at “who’s going with me” and ending with “Really, Erin. My whole name.” NARRATOR With no jobs, what does the future hold for our SWF’s Cut to extended clip from Ep. 1 with Erin saying “sushi” Jam nods in the affirmative. Erin walks out of the frame with Jam right behind her. The camera stays on the front of the office building that houses Kleen Sweep. Two seconds after Jam leaves the frame, Tia emerges out of the door of the office building, looks to see which way Erin and Jam went then proceeds to follow walking out of the frame. Cut to SWFS 4 Life Theme Scene 2 Int. Coffee Shop We see Erin ...