SCENE 1 Cold Open Int. Call room for Kleen Sweep, Inc. Seated at the large table are 8-10 call representatives each with a land line phone, a stack of leads and order forms. They are all making cold calls. At the center of the table seated across from one another are Erin and her best friend Jam. Next to Erin is Tia, a call rep that adores Erin. ERIN (into phone) Hi. This is Erin from Kleen Sweep calling to remind you that it’s time for your annual chimney sweeping. Would you like to make an appointment right now? JAM (into phone) Hi. This is…hold on please. (to Erin) Gimme a name. ERIN (into phone) Hold please. (to Jam) Leslie. JAM (into phone) Hi. This is Leslie from Kleen Sweep calling to remind you that it’s time for your... (hangs up phone) Whatever. ERIN (into phone) So, you’re really, really going to do it yourself? Yeah, that’s a great stupid idea. (hangs up phone) O-M-G. JAM I-K-R ERIN S-A-P JAM R-S-A-P ERIN F-R JAM F-S TIA What are you guys saying? ERIN and JAM Shut up! Cut t...
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